NO, IT REALLY ISN'T. IT'S A TRAVESTY.

Friendly-sex Dream/Sexy-friend Dream

I had a sex dream about a good friend last night. We couldn’t stop laughing whilst it was happening. We tried to do it twice - the first, in a very white room with very white sheets; the second, after a shower, with towels on that came off quickly. The second attempt went better than the first.

It wasn’t bad, I confess, but there is no way I would ever tell her that or anything about this matter at all. Awkward.

Subconscious and its twisted take on Platonism.